i am the laziest astronaut
oh hello what is up. i am jared. i am just chillin'. what are you doing?
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this social networking thing is hard.
i just posted the same update to ‘twitter,’ ‘facebook,’ and ‘googlebuzz.’ and then i thought, ‘oh my god what if someone follows me on all three, then i am going to look like a major league fucker.’ and then i thought, ‘i do not have time to come up with that much content. and then i thought, ‘how do other people do it?’
this is not a rhetorical question. if you can tell me how people can be busy starting a business or be otherwise working 12 hours a day and still find time to have a ‘blog’ and an active ‘twitter stream,’ please do. i must know your secret. is there a secret?
one day i ate banana blackberry pancakes and then walked back to my car. along the way i was greeted by this gentleman. he looked frustrated. i lent him a sympathetic ear, and then he gave me an intense blowjob. those pancakes, though, were amazing.
gpoyw. this does not feel right. i do not think people want to see me because of a poll i conducted on the boardwalk.
i guess you do not put hot bacon grease in one of these. i guess i will stick with beer.
no further information was provided so i was unable to take advantage of this incredible offer.
this makes me feel like barfing because i am so tired of having ketchup and mustard for every meal. i need some protein.
located sea world while ‘planning a trip downtown.’ i remember it being disappointing, but the economy has made it worse.
