i am the laziest astronaut

oh hello what is up. i am jared. i am just chillin'. what are you doing?
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murder spree

when you go on an ant-killing rampage, do you ever wonder if there is some giant mutant ant overlord that will find you and tear you apart?  sometimes i do, but also sometimes i want to meet this mutant freak and tell him (or her):  ”ur doodz are in my base, and i am killing the bejeezus out of them.”  i did not have any bug spray, but 409 seems to end their stupid little lives pretty well.  and now the place smells lemony fresh.

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