i am the laziest astronaut

oh hello what is up. i am jared. i am just chillin'. what are you doing?
Look at things I wrote and drew and found in dumpsters.

Search

i am also on these things:

murder spree

when you go on an ant-killing rampage, do you ever wonder if there is some giant mutant ant overlord that will find you and tear you apart?  sometimes i do, but also sometimes i want to meet this mutant freak and tell him (or her):  ”ur doodz are in my base, and i am killing the bejeezus out of them.”  i did not have any bug spray, but 409 seems to end their stupid little lives pretty well.  and now the place smells lemony fresh.

Notes

  1. robotsandicecreamcones reblogged this from 28pl
  2. 28pl posted this
Blog comments powered by Disqus

Loading posts...