i am the laziest astronaut
oh hello what is up. i am jared. i am just chillin'. what are you doing?
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this is my remix of the timeless masterpiece “Teach Me How to Dougie” by Cali Swag District. it was all recorded in cubase 5 using stock synths and percussion samples. i hope it adds some gravity to this song, because i think too many people roll their eyes at the made up word “dougie” and miss the main message of the song, which is that we all must learn how to dougie on our own; we must all undertake that spiritual journey by ourselves, and for ourselves.
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The Hood Internet - Dougie Vision (Cali Swag District vs Toro Y Moi)
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Dougie Vision (Cali Swag District vs. Toro Y Moi)
it is awesome to see that someone else found this song so rad/intriguing/wrong/whatever that they had to make a remix of it. i made one in september and never posted it because i am terrible at the internet.
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this social networking thing is hard.
i just posted the same update to ‘twitter,’ ‘facebook,’ and ‘googlebuzz.’ and then i thought, ‘oh my god what if someone follows me on all three, then i am going to look like a major league fucker.’ and then i thought, ‘i do not have time to come up with that much content. and then i thought, ‘how do other people do it?’
this is not a rhetorical question. if you can tell me how people can be busy starting a business or be otherwise working 12 hours a day and still find time to have a ‘blog’ and an active ‘twitter stream,’ please do. i must know your secret. is there a secret?
this is what i do. i take pictures of clouds. i do not have to ask them to tilt their head a little more or anything, and honestly they are prettier than people anyway.
one day i ate banana blackberry pancakes and then walked back to my car. along the way i was greeted by this gentleman. he looked frustrated. i lent him a sympathetic ear, and then he gave me an intense blowjob. those pancakes, though, were amazing.
gpoyw. this does not feel right. i do not think people want to see me because of a poll i conducted on the boardwalk.
