January 2012
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Why I will vote for Ron Paul in the primaries, but...
I will vote for Ron Paul in the primaries because I do not want a complete goddamn lunatic running in the general election. That said, I will not vote for him in the general election. I am going to be honest: I disagree with Ron Paul on a staggering number of his policies. I do think he is more sensible than most politicians and genuinely cares about the citizens of this country. But the road to...
Jan 16th
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August 2011
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murder spree
when you go on an ant-killing rampage, do you ever wonder if there is some giant mutant ant overlord that will find you and tear you apart?  sometimes i do, but also sometimes i want to meet this mutant freak and tell him (or her):  ”ur doodz are in my base, and i am killing the bejeezus out of them.”  i did not have any bug spray, but 409 seems to end their stupid little lives pretty...
Aug 21st
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March 2011
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Mar 29th
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Mar 3rd
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An essay about a rape joke that backfired and why...
I do not know very much about anything. One thing that I do know is this: without being somebody and without having been that person for a lifetime, there is no way to know what another person truly thinks or feels. You cannot really judge anybody’s actions or opinions, merely react in the way that seems most logical and helpful. I came to this conclusion based on my own experiences with other...
Mar 1st
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February 2011
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tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
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December 2010
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Dec 19th
nightmare
last night i had this dream where instead of being indifferent of children and kind of not wanting to be around them ever i actually found them irresistible if they were wearing like a little league uniform or a soccer uniform. in my dream it was making me emotional, and i began to regret my decision to not have kids so i could be a ‘starving artist.’ i started furiously plotting how i...
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November 2010
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Nov 20th
Listenthis is my remix of the timeless masterpiece...
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this social networking thing is hard.
i just posted the same update to ‘twitter,’ ‘facebook,’ and ‘googlebuzz.’ and then i thought, ‘oh my god what if someone follows me on all three, then i am going to look like a major league fucker.’ and then i thought, ‘i do not have time to come up with that much content. and then i thought, ‘how do other people do it?’ this is...
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June 2009
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What was the #1 Song on the day you were born? →
sucrelapin: aimee-b-loved: kurafire: americanmailorderbride: sokeri: via everyone fine I’ll play: the long and winding road: the beatles seems apt as I share a birthday with one of those beatles guys. and also, yeah, this road has been sort of long and winding. Fuck yeah - mine is Rhinestone Cowboy by Glen Campbell. Ross’ is Ben by Michael Jackson - lame. It’s Jack and Diane...
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May 2009
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